dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,

I’ve watched alot of great football games for the past 20 years at Auburn. But seeing my mother tackle my grandmother is still one of the all time hall of fame moments for me.

Kenny

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a great place, really a catalyst creatively.

-Jimmy Buffett

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. 

- Emo Philips

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers 
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't 
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams 
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that 
I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish 
and worry about my liver."

- Jack Handy

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.

- Arnold Toynbee

Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car.  You don’t have to watch every second for cats, dogs, children, lights, road signs, ladies with baby carriages and citizens who drive out in the middle of the block against the lights…. Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven.

- William T. Piper

lauren asked: Hah, I was! But I photoshopped myself out of it. I really tried not to be, paid special mind to it but it happened anyway. It's actually a pretty crappy photoshop job if you were to zoom in. :)

I never would have known if you hadn’t said anything!!… and now that i look at it again it isnt that bad of a photoshop job… wood grain is really hard to replicate (especially when it is at an angle like that!!)

I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator. 

- Mary Harris Jones

Breath is the bridge which connects life to consciousness, which unites your body to your thoughts.

- Thich Nhat Hanh

If the day and night be such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more immortal - that is your success.  All nature is your congratulation, and you have cause momentarily to bless yourself.

- Henry David Thoreau